After yet another Abi-Maria, Varner, Woo tribal council, Angkor is in do-or-die mode this week. From the looks of this week’s preview, however, it seems like the honeymoon is over at Bayon, and the ladies will be gunning for each other. Kimmi’s “she’s a snake in the grass” comment is leading the audience to believe that she is referring to one of her fellow female tribemates, Monica or Kelly.

What reason would Kimmi have to call one of them a “snake in the grass?”
Can Angkor get their act together and finally win an immunity challenge?
And will Ta-Keo build shrine to Joe?

Let’s discuss.

(Ranked in order from most likely, to least likely to be voted out tonight.)

16. Abi-Maria

Even Abi-Maria could not talk her way out of another Angkor tribal council. If they lose, Savage and Tasha will finally cut the cord on the Brazilian nightmare. Abi’s only hope is to search high and low for the idol, and pray to the Cambodian gods that Savage can single-handedly pull off an immunity win.

15. Monica

As stated earlier, things are not looking good for the ladies of Bayon, and Monica will likely be public enemy #1. The previews clearly show Kimmi throwing an Australian Outback Kimmi Kappenberg fit and yelling “she’s a snake in the grass.”

By process of elimination*, she is referring to either Kelly Wiglesworth, or Monica. It is improbable that Kimmi would call Kelly a “snake in the grass” seeing as they are not in an alliance, and has no reason to get angry at Kelly for trying to stay in the game.

What is likely, is that Bayon loses immunity, and Monica is caught trying to throw Kimmi under the bus by claiming that Kimmi is a challenge liability. Kimmi gets wind of this, and due to her long-island heritage, is unable to keep her cool.

Monica’s massive spike in face time last week (15 words) is also an indication that she could be sent packing soon.

*Of course this could all be misdirection, and Kimmi could be yelling about a female from another tribe, potentially Tasha, her former tribemate, but that is unlikely.

14. Kelly

 

Even though it is unlikely that Kimmi is calling fellow old schooler, Kelly a “snake in the grass”, Kelly is still not in a great spot in Bayon. This potential Monica/Kimmi blowup could be exactly what Kelly needs to squeeze her way into a Bayon alliance and replace Monica/Kimmi.
The only way that Kelly should be voted out tonight is if Kimmi’s blowup is about a female on another tribe, and has nothing to do with the Bayon tribe dynamics. If that is the case, Kelly is in hot water, as she is the odd woman out.

* Jeff Probst boner alert: Kimmi reiterates that Monica is a snake at tribal council, and Monica is voted out with the help of Kelly. The Second Chance gods have struck once again, as the snake has finally been “eaten” by the rat.

13. Kimmi

Whatever the hell happens at camp Bayon tonight, Kimmi is probably blowing things way out of proportion. If she is not careful, she could be targeted as being dramatic, and a loose cannon.
Have your outburst at Monica, calmly secure the votes to get her out (it should not be too difficult as she does not seem to be super close with anyone) and fade back into the darkness.

12. Terry

Terry needs to be sure to suck up to Golden Boy Joe and his four non-Joe tribe members so that they do not get any funny ideas about throwing immunity just to vote him out.
If they get the feeling that Terry will jump ship post-merge, they will gladly throw the challenge to get him out before he can do that. But, if Ta-Keo loses, which is next to impossible with King Joe, Terry is more screwed than Jenna Jameson in the late 90’s.

11. Woo

Woo has a new lease on life, thanks to Savage and Tasha. If Angkor loses another immunity, Woo’s only hope will be Savage and Tasha turning on Abi-Maria. Luckily for Woo, they will gladly vote the lose cannon out, and Woo will make it yet another week.

However, we all know how much the producers love it when a major character finds an immunity idol. I would not be surprised if Abi “stumbled upon” and idol clue, finds the idol, feels vulnerable at tribal, and uses it to vote out Woo.

10-7 Kass, Ciera, Joe, Keith

There is a better chance of Vytas swimming back to the island, Probst letting him back in the game, and him getting voted out again, than there is of any of these four being voted out this week.

 

6-5, Stephen, Spencer

The Bayon boys are going to have a front row seat to the girl fight, and nobody will be happier than these two. In fact, I can already see the Spencer confessional in which the cat fight causes him to thank God that his second experience on Survivor has made him into an awesome, fun, cool, person that makes make friends.

And who would have thought that Stephen would be this safe, five weeks into the game. Just a few short weeks ago he was basically exiled to another beach as if he had the plague.

4-3. Tasha, Andrew

If Tasha or Savage go home this week, something supernatural happened on the Angkor beach. My guess? Abi-Maria used some sort of Brazilian witchcraft on Woo, forcing him to vote her way, and repeating aloud “you better not write Abi, you better not write Abi, you better not write Abi” as the rain comes down on the most terrifying tribal council of all time.

2. Kelley

Kelley is as safe as you can get on Survivor. But, it has little to do with her. It is because Joe is so handsome, educated, cleaver, witty, generous and manly that Ta-Keo will never lose.

But just in case Joe is not perfect (highly unlikely) and they lose immunity, Kelley will be whipping that idol out of her bag faster than Joe will be getting laid upon his arrival in loser’s lodge.

1. Jeremy

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