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7. Chase
(photo credit: abc.com)
Does Chase have a shot at winning JoJo’s heart? Possibly. BUT, he is going to have to do something to stand out from the rest of the guys. He is just kind of there. I am sure he is in no danger of being sent home any time soon, but based on reading his bio, he will completely blend in with the other guys, and be forgotten about, if he doesn’t make big moves early on.
My prediction: Episode 6 will come and Chase will have his first confessional. All of America will be like… “Who the Hell is that guy.” And then he will be eliminated.
6. Luke
After 4.5 hours of hair and make-up, Luke is finally ready for his close-up. (photo credit: abc.com)
Honestly, I have no clue what to think of Luke. Is he a good looking dude? Is he really, really scary looking? I honestly can’t tell. Something about his eyes scream “You stupid idiot, I want to punch you in the face so bad.”
I am pretty sure my eyes look the same way when one of my students does something stupid.
From a 10 second bio on Luke, we learn the following…..
* War Veteran
*No Tattoos
* Party Starter
* He has empathy for others
* He is Patient
* He loves Forrest Gump
* He would do anything for love
* He is a team player
We get it Luke, you’re perfect. Congratulations.
Will JoJo think he is too perfect for her, and be intimidated by him? Probably.
5. Daniel
Cocky Daniel may be just what JoJo is looking for. (photo credit: abc.com)
When male model, Daniel is asked by the producers if he has tattoos, his response is..
No — same reason you don’t put stickers on a Lambo. (Yes, he used “Lambo” in place of Lamborghini.)
When asked the most ridiculous question in the entire world… “Are you comfortable wearing swimwear in public?”
His response was…. “Very comfortable. Why have a lambo if you park it in the garage?”
We get it dude, you have a nice body. Get over it. Fortunately for Daniel, JoJo will want the exact opposite of Ben, and will probably fall for the bad boys of the season. Expect to see Daniel staring at himself shirtless in the mirror until at least the final 6.
4. Derek
Do we have a contender, or just a photogenic Banker? (photo credit: abc.com)
Awesome things about Derek: He has compassion for others (or at least claims to), he admires Ben Franklin most in the World (or at least claims to), and he actually has a decent answer of “drunkenly skinny dipping in shark infested waters” when asked what the most outrageous thing he has ever done was.
Awful things about Derek – he refers to his own eyes as his baby-blues and says they get a lot of front end attention. He would not want to be on an island covered in cucumbers, which is very bizarre. And…. Oh, did I mention he said his baby blues get him a lot of front end attention?
Prediction: JoJo will like him a lot, but he ultimately will not be manly enough for her, despite his over-bearing attempts to be the alpha male.
3. Jordan
Time for the little Rodgers bro to have his 15 min of fame. (photo credit: abc.com)
While Jordan is listed as a “former pro QB”, it is his brother, Aaron Rodgers, that is the real star of the family.
On paper, Jordan seems like a really cool, down-to-Earth guy. But, Chris Harrison hinted that JoJo may have some issues about the real reason he is on the show. Does he want the fame that his brother has, or does he want to find love on a reality TV show because as a good looking, former professional QB, and brother of Aaron Rodgers, apparently he can’t find love anywhere else.
My money is on the fame and notoriety, but I will hold my judgement until I get to know him a little better.
No I won’t. He wants to be famous.
2. Wells
Nice guys Wells is casted in the wrong season. (photo credit: abc.com)
If Wells was on any other season of The Bachelorette, I would put money on him winning. Unfortunately, he is on a season in which the Bachelorette may be looking for someone a little rougher around the edges than Wells.
JoJo will not pick Wells, but I think he has a strong chance of being the next Bachelor, and is almost a lock for Bachelor in Paradise.
1. Chad
The new Misses JoJo? (photo credit: abc.com)
If Chad doesn’t make it to the final 5 I will be shocked. Chris Harrison has been quoted that Chad’s body is “chiseled out of bedrock.” He also rants and raves about how much everyone is going to hate or love the guy.
Chad may be the most arrogant contestant the show has ever seen. He answers most of his questions with “Myself, In 10 years. Alright, alright, alright.”
Example:
Who do you admire most in the world and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
Another example:
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
Also,
If you could have lunch with one person, who would
Oh, and then there is this……
This guy may be chiseled out of stone, and devilishly handsome, but so far, he is the most egotistical guy in The Bachelorette’s history. And that is saying a lot.
All this leads me to believe that JoJo will be blinded my his masculinity, and immediately latch on to him, as he is the anthesis of Ben H.