Top 100 Songs Of 2016 (Part 2 – #90-81)

For part 1 of the countdown click here. #100 – #91

Continuing with the next ten songs…..

 

90. “Way Down We Go” – Kaleo

The best thing to come out of Iceland since Björk’s swan dress, Kaleo, burst onto the American music scene this year with the massive hit, “Way Down We Go.” Leave it to a band from Iceland to take their video to the next level and film a live performance at the bottom of a volcano. Which volcano, you ask? Well, it was filmed in Príhnúkagigur, obviously. What other volcano would it have been filmed in?

The epic video just adds to the grit and passion that exude from Kaleo. It may have been a pain in the ass setting up shop at the bottom of a volcano, but way down they went, and it could have been any more perfect.

 

89. “Dark Necessities” – Red Hot Chili Peppers

It may have taken six months, but “Dark Necessities” finally grew on me. 25 Years after their 1991 release of Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic and the Chili Peppers are still rocking just as hard as they did when they were kids.

In 1991, if someone asked me to envision what a Red Hot Chili Pepper’s video would look like in 2016, I would have imagined this video for “Dark Necessities.” A shirtless Anthony Kiedis flailing around, Flea playing guitar while sitting in a kitchen sink, presumably naked, teenagers skateboarding at night, and a bunch of middle aged men doing things that middle aged men shouldn’t be doing for fear of pulling out their backs.

The song itself starts with a bass line that is immediately recognizable as Flea. And quickly follows with Kiedis’ million-words-a-minute rap rock.  Kiedis says that the lyrics to the song “speak to the beauty of our dark sides and how much creativity, growth and light actually comes out of those difficult struggles that we have on the inside of our heads that no one else can see.”

Think of all the great music we would have missed out on over the past 33 years if the Chili Peppers didn’t have interpersonal struggles and dark sides. One thing is for sure, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are not going to let their ages stop them from being the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

88. “Cassidy” – Brett Dennen

Just in time for lounging around the pool on a hot summer day, Brett Dennen released his sixth studio album, Por Favor back in May. “Cassidy”, is an easy listening, carefree, laid back track that Brett Dennen is known for.

Unfortunately we are not able to spend all day, every day laying by the pool and sipping on Piña Coladas, but thankfully Brett Dennen is around to help us get through the less enjoyable life moments when we are not doing such enjoyable things. “Cassidy” is the musical equivalent of day drinking on a blow up raft in the warm summer sun and without a care in the world. The way life should be.

 

87. “Over And Over” – Goo Goo Dolls

The Goo Goo Dolls are back with their 11th studio album, Boxes, and the first single, “Over and Over” is exactly what you would come to expect from the band. To be honest, when I first heard they had a new album out, I couldn’t have cared any less. And this is coming from a guy that couldn’t be spoken to when any song from A Boy Named Goo or Dizzy Up the Girl was playing.

It would be easy to lump Goo Goo Dolls into the same category as a band like Nickelback, but that would not be fair to them. They may be older, but they are significantly less cheesy than Nickelback, and if you don’t write them off as a 90’s band struggling to find their place in 2016, you may realize they actually have some solid tracks, with “Over and Over” being one of their best in years.

 

86. “White Flag” – Joseph

Joseph is three sisters from Portland, OR. There sophomore album, I’m Alone, No You’re Not, was released in August of this year, and contains their biggest track to date, “White Flag.” The song is about facing your fears, and not letting your fears get in your way.

“…I’ll be an army
no you’re not gonna stop me getting through
I’ll sing a marching song and
stomp through the halls
louder than you

I could surrender
but I’d just be pretending
no I’d rather be dead than live a lie
Burn the white flag!
Burn the white flag!”

Only sisters can harmonize as beautifully as Joseph does. And the chorus is so catchy and inspirational that it makes me want to go out and conquer all my fears. Except for my irrational fear of birds. I have absolutely no desire to conquer that fear. Birds suck.

 

85. “Fire” – Barns Courtney

Barns Courtney, a Brit turned Seattleite, turned Brit, had a breakout year in 2016. Courtney wrote “Fire” after being dropped by a record label. He told radio.com that the song is “an appeal to myself to remember why I got into music and what it was all about and to hold on to whatever that spark was.” The song is a great reminder that the hard times you go through are temporary, and to never give up on your dreams.

The chorus of “Fire” will get your adrenaline pumping and your blood flowing. Put this song on repeat when you go for a run, and you are sure to break your previous pathetic personal best running time.

 

84. “Coming Alive” – Kodaline

The Irish lads from Dublin are back with their latest track off their 2015 album, Coming Up For Air, “Coming Alive.” 2016 marks the 4th consecutive year, Kodaline has had a song make the end of the year countdown. “All I Want” in 2013, “High Hopes” in 2014, “The One” in 2015 and now “Coming Alive” in 2016 are all examples of why Kodaline are major players in the alt rock world.

“Coming Alive” is a love song. It is so much of a love song, that it could bring a tear to your eye for one of two reasons. One reason may be that the song reminds you of your signification other, and how much joy they bring into your life. Or another reason, the song reminds you that you are alone, and will likely remain alone for the remainder of your days.

“From the morning sun to the midnight hour
From the break of day to the dark of night
You’re in my head and my heart and it feels much better
Yeah, it feels so good and it feels so right.”

Thanks Kodaline for the reminder that I think about wine the way that normal people think about their significant other.

 

83. “Wish I Knew You” – The Revivalists

The Revivalists are a seven piece rock/soul band from New Orleans. They found massive success in 2016 with their hit “Wish I Knew You,” which has such a unique sound that proves that The Revivalists are in a class of their own.

Jazz, soul, funk and rock combine to create one of the most fun and colorful songs of the year. “Wish I Knew You,” which sounds like a perfect blend of 2 parts Alabama Shakes, 2 parts JJ Grey & Mofro, and 1 part Maroon 5, becomes even more fun when paired with the video of the New Orleans Septet jamming on stage as an older crowd of fans rip it up on the dance floor.

 

82. “Wake Up Call” – Nothing But Thieves

Released back in 2014 in the UK, “Wake Up Call” finally made its way over to the States in 2016. The band Nothing But Thieves, out of Essex, England, has said of their music, “We try not to say too much about the lyrics……One of our favorite things is for someone to say to us ‘oh I think the song is about this.’ It’s not, but that’s so nice for us to hear.”

So don’t go over analyzing this modern rock anthem. Take it for what it is; a killer track from one of the England’s best up and coming bands that could easily be on track towards becoming the next Radiohead or Muse.

 

81. “Bonfire” – The Hunna

One of the best surprises of the year is the band The Hunna, yet another k

iller new band out of England. “Bonfire,” though released in 2015 in the UK, was released just a few weeks ago here in the States. The Hunna’s first single to hit the US earlier this year was the unbelievably catchy “You And Me.” And with the release of “Bonfire” the band proved that they were more than just one hit wonders.

“Bonfire,” quite possibly the breakup song of the year, is fast, loud, and in your face. Exactly what you want from a breakup song.

 

 

Come back Friday for the next ten songs on the countdown. #80-71

9 Things an American Learned From Watching Netflix’s “The Crown”

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I deem myself to be a pretty intelligent guy. I have multiple certifications in the field of Education, have a Master’s Degree in New Media Journalism, passed the first step in the program to becoming a Master Sommelier with the Court of Sommeliers, and have an exorbitant amount of useless knowledge that I have acquire from countless hours spent at Mega Touch trivia machines throughout the country. Additionally, I am considerably well-traveled, and have even visit London, itself, twice.

However, nothing has taught me more about the history of the Royal family, and the United Kingdom in general, than the first season of The Crown, the Netflix original series that was released last month.

While some people may not consider the following facts of the upmost importance when quantifying how much one knows about the monarchy, I, for one, am ashamed that I have been so naive for so many years. My most sincere apologies to all of my past history teachers, my parents, and any British friends I have met along the way. I only hope I can keep up with all the ins and outs of the Royal family, from here on out.

9 Things The Crown Taught Me, Ranked In Order From Least To Most Important.

 

9. Smoking and Drinking Was the Norm At All Times

Sure, I have always known that as the years go on, society judges smokers and day drinkers more and more. In America in 2016 you can’t smoke in restaurants or bars, you can’t smoke in public buildings, you can’t drink and drive, you can’t drink at work, blah, blah, blah.

But people were so chill about smoking and drinking back in the day in England. Hell, King George VI even lit up a cigarette in front of his doctor after he told him he was dying of lung cancer, and the doctor didn’t say a peep. The Queen’s grandmother, the queen queen queen, or whatever the hell you call her; she was lighting up right in her death bed, and nobody was freaking out about it.

Winston Churchill drank and smoke cigars all damn day. Nobody cared. Prince Philip and his buddies drove all over the place drinking and driving recklessly. Did he ever get yelled at by his mother? Nope.

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(Winston Churchill, not giving a damn. Photo: Lordsofthedrinks.com)

 

Granted, drinking and driving is very dangerous, and not cool. And smoking cigarettes when you are already ill is quite silly, but there is something about not being so uptight that makes the 1950’s in London seem pretty desirable if you ask me.

 

8. The Queen Was Kind Of Hot Back In The Day

Now this one isn’t really my fault for not knowing. I am only in my thirties and since I have been alive the Queen has always seemed like she has been 110 years old to me. And Google Images wasn’t around when I was growing up, so it wasn’t until I saw the beautiful Claire Foy portray young Queen Elizabeth II that I ever even thought to check out what The Queen looked like in her more youthful years. I’ll save you the work, here is what I found…

 

(The beautiful Queen in her younger years, photo credit: bbc.com)

(The beautiful Queen in her younger years, photo credit: bbc.com)

 

Oops, sorry, I meant to attach this pic……

 

(Photo Credit: Literary Hoarders)

(Photo Credit: Literary Hoarders)

 

I mean sure, she is no Kate Middleton or Princess Diana, but she is a hell of a lot better than the first Queen Elizabeth….

 

(photo credit: nanquick.com)

(photo credit: nanquick.com)

 

7. Winston Churchill Was Basically Old Man Potter From “It’s A Wonderful Life”

Seriously, are they the same person?

(Winston Churchill: as himself. Photo credit: telegraph.co.uk)

(Winston Churchill: as himself. Photo credit: telegraph.co.uk)

 

(Winston Churchill as Mr. Potter)

(Winston Churchill as Mr. Potter)

 

 

6. London Had The Smoggiest Day Of All Time

Did you know that there was a smog in London in 1952 that was so bad that it killed thousands of people, including, but not limited to, Winston Churchill’s favorite hot secretary that used to read his newspapers while he took a bath? Because I sure as hell didn’t.

* It has come to my attention, thanks to Radio Times that Churchill’s hot secretary was fictional. Apparently nobody would have cared that thousands of ugly people were hacking up their lungs and choking to death, so they had to make sure the audience got hit hard (pun intended) by having (SPOILER ALERT) a sweet, hot secretary get hit by a bus due to the historical inclement conditions.

 

5. The Queen and Prince Philip Pretty Much Hate Each Other/ Prince Philip Is Still Alive?!?!?

Of course, just about all married people hate each other, but it seems as though The Queen and Prince Philip got off to a pretty rocky start, and were no Romeo and Juliet.

In the series, they spend most of the first season (about 8 years of their lives) arguing with each other, and spend very little time together.

Additionally, I was shocked to find out that Prince Philip was still alive, and they are STILL MARRIED. I can’t imagine how much more they are going to hate each other as the seasons go by, but I have to admit I am quite impressed that they have stuck it out for pretty much their entire lives.

(The happy couple back in the day.)

(The happy couple back in the day.)

 

(The happy couple today. isn't love grand?)

(The happy couple today. Isn’t love grand?)

 

 

4. The Queen and Prince Philip Have the Best Bedroom Arrangement Of All Time

Not only do they have their own King and Queen sized beds, but they also have people that help them get undressed as soon as they enter their room. They literally have hired help that assist them in taking off their day clothes and help them slip into their evening attire. Sure there are a lot of perks associated with being king and queen, but this has got to rank among the best.

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(The Prince being helped into his bathrobe.)

 

(The Queen being assisted with her jewerly before getting into her bedtime gown.)

(The Queen being assisted with her jewelry before getting into her bedtime gown.)

 

 

3. Phone Calls To The Queen Are A Gigantic Pain In The Ass

 

2. I Want To Be Best Friends With Prince Philip

Prince Philip was one heck of a fun guy (at least when he wasn’t around The Queen.) He would often frequent what they called a “Gentleman’s Lunch Club” where a bunch of guys gathered and drank and ate during the daytime.

Upon further research, Prince Philip attended a Thursday Club, where they would have “rip-roaring stag parties,” according to the Prince Philip biography. It has even been said that Prince Philip was once nicknamed “The Naked Waiter,” because he would waiter for English osteopath, Steven Ward‘s guests wearing nothing but a small laced apron and leather mask.

If everyone can please imagine Prince Philip wearing nothing but a laced apron, it would be greatly appreciated. Here is some help…

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1. I REALLY Want To Be Best Friends With The Late Princess Margaret

Like most younger siblings, Princess Margaret really got blessed with the personality of the family, while the Queen got stuck with the personality of a dying house plant. The Crown does an amazing job portraying the vast difference in the sisters’ personalities; specifically highlighting the way the public appreciated and welcomed Princess Margaret’s outgoing, dynamic personality.

But, don’t take my word for it. Here are some of Princess Margaret’s best moments, and why, if I was royalty, I would be Princess Margaret.

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(Photo Credit: Daily Mail)

 

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MARGRET IN PARTY MOOD PHOTO.... ANWAR HUSSEIN

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(Getty Images)

 

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(thesun.co.uk)

 

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Thanks for the education, Netflix, by the end of the series, five years from now, I plan to be a historian of all things England, Queen Elizabeth, and The Crown, and I couldn’t have done it without you.

Top 100 Songs Of 2016 (Part 1 – #100-91)

To any music fan, the best part about the end of the year is not holidays, vacations, or time spent with family and loved ones: it is the end of the year music countdowns. This year, to commemorate the 7th year of Ryan’s Countdown’s “Best Songs of the Year”  there will be a Top 100 Songs of 2016 Countdown.

Each list of 10 songs will be released every few days throughout the month of December, until the reveal of the #1 Song of 2016.

While the majority of the Top 100 Songs of the Year are all Rock based, there is still a wide array of sub-genres represented in this years countdown. The list is littered with Alt-Rock songs, including Indie Rock and Folk Rock. But, there is also a significant showing of Pop Rock, Country Rock, Hard Rock, and even a dusting of Electric Rock songs.

Certainly the lines of what is considered “Rock” may be blurred, but each of these listener friendly songs, were either released in 2016, or released in 2015, but gained notoriety, in 2016.

Please feel free to chime in (comments section) and let me know whether or not you agree with my well thought out, carefully selected, and correct choices. Enjoy the countdown, and happy holidays!

 

TOP 100 Rock Songs of 2016…

 

 

100. “Shine A Light” – BANNERS

BANNERS, also know as Michael Joseph Nelson, is an English musician from Liverpool, UK. While “Shine A Light” technically was released in mid 2015 overseas, it was not until 2016 that it gained popularity and exposure in the States.

“Shine A Light” starts as a piano ballad and quickly escalates to anthem rock. BANNERS perfects both the sweet and savory as he sings about having a beacon of light that brings him through the storm. Dedicate this song to anyone that has gotten you through a rough patch in your life, and the lyrics will speak for themselves….. or play it for a loved one that wakes up before you and insists on turning a light on while you are trying to get some much-needed beauty sleep. They, too, will get the point.

 

 

99. “Up&Up” – Coldplay

As with just about every other Coldplay song that has ever been written, I have no idea what “Up&Up” is about, and to be honest, I’m pretty sure Coldplay doesn’t even know what they are singing about anymore.

Fortunately for the band, Chris Martin can sing about anything and people will swoon. And if having Chris Martin as your lead singer isn’t enough, the band also recruited Beyoncé to sing backup vocals, and Noel Gallagher to play guitar. You know you are one of the biggest bands in the world when you get Beyoncé to sing backup vocals on a track. The real life equivalent of that would be if I walked past Gisele Bundchen on the street and stopped her to ask if she could take a picture of me because I had just gotten a fresh haircut and wanted to show it off to all of my Instagram followers.

But anyway, “Up&Up” is catchy as hell, and with over 100 million views on YouTube it is yet another reason why Coldplay is one of the most iconic bands of the past 20 years.

 

 

98. “Sister Of Pearl” – Baio

It has been a few years since Vampire Weekend released any new music, which is heart-breaking, but manageable now that bassist, Christopher Baio released his solo album, The Names, in the second half of 2015. This song, “Sister Of Pearl” is an 80’s style, indie rock track that you can’t help but sing along with. And while “Sister Of Pearl” was released in mid 2015, it was in its peak of radio airplay at the beginning of 2016.

The song is about one a simple message: to be who you want to be. And from watching the video, I am damn sure I know who I want to be: best friends with Christopher Baio.

And yes, he is related to Charles in Charge’s Scott Baio. First cousins, once removed. Whatever the hell that means.

 

97. “Happy Pills” – Weathers

Quite possibly the happiest song about being sad since Third Eye Blind’s “Semi-Charmed Life”, the jolly track about ones decent into crystal meth addiction, “Happy Pills” will almost certainly brighten up your most dreary, depressing days. Weathers, the young rock quartet from LA perfectly summarizes the continuously rising trend of taking “happy pills” to deal with your problems.

Not only will you find yourself singing along to the catchy chorus…

I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, I’m happy all the time, I’m happy all the time…”

But you will also find it impossible to not sing along with the “LA LA LA LA LA LA’s” even more enthusiastically than the Smurfs do after yet another victorious encounter with their rival, Gargamel.

 

96. “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore” – Phantogram

Only by sheer coincidence is Phantogram’s first single of their album Three“You Don’t Get Me High Anymore” on the countdown directly after “Happy Pills,” but I am going to pretend that it was a stroke of genius.

“You Don’t Get Me High Anymore” is dark, edgy, and the definition of what good 2016 electronic rock sounds like. In an interview with Pitchfork the duo said of the song:

“Metaphorically, it’s about addiction. It’s also about certain things that we see in culture, pop culture, and even music that we find redundant, that we’ve always kind of strayed away from as a group…. It also taps into this idea of wanting to feel something. Basically, wanting to feel something strong and doing whatever it takes to feel it again, because you know it feels good and you miss it.”

Hopefully Phantogram will continue to get us high off their music in the new year.

 

95. “When The Tequila Runs Out” – Dawes

LA folk-rock band, Dawes, released their fifth studio album this year, and while their lead track, “When The Tequila Runs Out” sounds very similar to their previous work, it is one of their most laid back songs to date.

The video for the folky jam shows the band at a house party and is filmed entirely in slow motion. “When the tequila runs out, we’ll be drinking champagne” is the theme of the song, implying that the Dawes guys are not going to call it a night anytime soon. The fun, playful song is quite a variation from the guys that brought us 2015’s tear-jerking “All Your Favorite Bands.” And unlike “All Your Favorite Bands,” which was included on last year’s top 100 songs countdown, it is a track you can listen to when laying by a pool, without fear of crying your eyes out.

Now, to the laboratory, to test my holiday season drink special, The Dawes: 2 parts tequila, one part OJ, fill with champagne. Repeat. Then repeat again. And then repeat 3 more times.

 

94. “HandClap” – Fitz and the Tantrums

Not since the early 1900’s “If You’re Happy And You Know It” has a song about clapping your hands been so accepted into pop culture.

“HandClap,” the first single off Fitz and the Tantrums self-titled third studio album, is one of the most infectious tracks of the year. And fans of all genres of music are equally infected by how catchy it is. People of all ages can be caught clapping their hands and singing “I can make your hands clap.” Additionally, “HandClap” is a DJ’s wet dream, as even the most stubborn “I don’t dance” club visitors will find themselves out on the dance floor, because even they can’t mess up clapping their hands in unison with the crowd.

Fitz and the Tantrums were 100% right, they certainly can make our hands clap. They make us happy. And they know it.

 

 

93. “Heart Of My Hometown” – Matthew Szlachetka

Regardless of whether or not you still live in the hometown you grew up in, Matthew Szlachetka’s “Heart Of My Hometown” will have you reminiscing about your 1st grade teacher, your high school prep rally, your childhood best friends, the pharmacy that used to be where the new McDonalds is, that is the home of the former Blockbuster, and whatever else may remind you of the good old days.

“Heart Of My Hometown” is John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Small Town,” for a whole new generation. It is hard to decide if the track is folk-rock, country, pop, or just plain rock, but that doesn’t even matter. It is Americana at its best.

“Hometown” is the first track I’ve heard from Szlachetka, but it is difficult to imagine anyone else singing it, as his voice is both poignant and comforting at the same time. And it could be just because I wouldn’t want to have grown up anywhere in the world other than my hometown of Westerly, RI, but the lyrics “Farewell to the love forged in this ground / Farewell, don’t look back, just make ’em proud / No matter where I go, can’t let go to the heart of my hometown” may be some of my favorite lyrics of the year.

Hopefully we get more solid music from Matthew Szlachetka in the coming year, but one thing is for certain, “Heart Of My Hometown” will forever be a staple of all of my 4th of July playlists.

 

92. Regular World, Spirit Animal

Spirit Animal’s “Regular World” sounds like it could have received a coveted spot on NOW! That’s What I Call Music: Volume 1 back in 1998. And I mean that in the highest form of flattery.

“Regular World” is a big, bold, alt rock track that defines the genre. The song is about making the best with what you have been given, and focusing on what you need in life, rather than obsessing over the things you want.

Back in late 2015 the band told Consequence of Sound that “There’s a delicate balance between always demanding more — from life, from friends, from your job — and being satisfied with what you’ve got… This song is about walking that tightrope; about being able to want, want, want without having to need, need, need.”

I want more Spirit Animal in 2017, and I am pretty damn sure I need it too.

 

91. “Ringer” – The Unlikely Candidates

Move over Beyoncé and all of you single ladies, The Unlikely Candidates are here with some bromance advice to tell you to put a ring on her finger before she turns into a scorned woman who unapologetically tells you that if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it. 

Just when I thought that the upbeat, pop-rock song couldn’t get any better, the acoustic version of the song appears on YouTube, and is just as good, if not better than the studio version. Listen to them both and judge for yourself which one you prefer.

So fellas, if you have that special someone, a “ringer” if you will, then take The Unlikely Candidate’s advice and put a ring, put a ring, put a ring around her finger.

 

 

Come back on Wednesday for #90-81 of the Top 100 Songs of 2016.